the dark and evil midi-phile saxophonist has you now. you'll never take me alive jazz-gestapo! nothing can stop us from conquistadore-dom in the antidisestablishmentarianistical conformism of entertaining ourselves in all of our split personalities and glory in public places!!
doesn't it make you want to jump up and screech FEAR ME YOU IMPOTENT DRINKERS OF COFFEE while you maintain a poker face in staccato heart beat.
i think the only thing keeping you in your seat right now is the fear of someone else noticing that you have an erection.
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hahahaha!! i totally want to hang this in the coffeeshop!!
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